First Rant! September 16, 2011
First of all, before I begin my rant or should I say my bog, I want to thank everyone who has taken the time to read this. I really appreciate it. With that said, I hope you will not get disturbed, bothered, or distressed, about anything I may say. If you do, then maybe you need to take a deep look at your individuality, your character, your personality, your status, in other words yourself.
With that said….it’s time to Wake up!
With that said….it’s time to Wake up!
America, America, where have you gone? Or should I say….Americans, Americans, where have you gone? I know where you have gone………FACEBOOK!
No, Facebook is just a symptom of
the disease that plagues America today (great article about types of people on Facebook - are you one of them?). Since this is the case, what is wrong
with America or Americans then?
The answer is rather unpretentious……
an epidemic of stupidity in America.
Some random truths about Americans:
“Why does everyone hate us?” ~ Americans on the World.
“Why do they hate us?” ~ Canadians on Americans.
“I'm going to have to ask you to sit at the kids' table.” ~ The UN on America.
“Would you like fries with that?” ~ Americans on Obesity.
“We have nukes.” ~ Americans on Foreign Policy.
“Praise Jeezus! Fuck Islam, Judaism, and that one with the blue guy!” ~ Americans on Religion.
“I don't give a fuck.” ~ American teenager on their future.
Scientists suggest that rednecks may eventually fuse with their firearms and create a new species of primitive ape-men.
America has the world's largest prison population, and even prisoners have more rights than the sick and poor.
Americans are also enslaved easily. You just need to offer them free stuff and they will follow you without hesitation. If they resist offer them food, porn, or power.
93% of adult US Internet users are on Facebook. (source: BlogHer, April 2011) and according to Facebook’s latest self-reported statistics say that the average user spends 55 minutes a day on the site, which implies nearly 30 hours a month.
In 2003, the Strategic Task Force on Education Abroad investigated Americans' knowledge of world affairs. The task force concluded: "America's ignorance of the outside world" is so great as to constitute a threat to national security.
Americans are prone to a condition known as wood-headedness, where those afflicted believe what they would like regardless of the facts. Another common disorder is head-assedness, where the head becomes lodged in the ass resulting in an anal personality.
The most common stupid Americans are the rednecks from the southern states, and Jessica Simpson.
“Why does everyone hate us?” ~ Americans on the World.
“Why do they hate us?” ~ Canadians on Americans.
“I'm going to have to ask you to sit at the kids' table.” ~ The UN on America.
“Would you like fries with that?” ~ Americans on Obesity.
“We have nukes.” ~ Americans on Foreign Policy.
“Praise Jeezus! Fuck Islam, Judaism, and that one with the blue guy!” ~ Americans on Religion.
“I don't give a fuck.” ~ American teenager on their future.
Scientists suggest that rednecks may eventually fuse with their firearms and create a new species of primitive ape-men.
America has the world's largest prison population, and even prisoners have more rights than the sick and poor.
Americans are also enslaved easily. You just need to offer them free stuff and they will follow you without hesitation. If they resist offer them food, porn, or power.
93% of adult US Internet users are on Facebook. (source: BlogHer, April 2011) and according to Facebook’s latest self-reported statistics say that the average user spends 55 minutes a day on the site, which implies nearly 30 hours a month.
In 2003, the Strategic Task Force on Education Abroad investigated Americans' knowledge of world affairs. The task force concluded: "America's ignorance of the outside world" is so great as to constitute a threat to national security.
Americans are prone to a condition known as wood-headedness, where those afflicted believe what they would like regardless of the facts. Another common disorder is head-assedness, where the head becomes lodged in the ass resulting in an anal personality.
The most common stupid Americans are the rednecks from the southern states, and Jessica Simpson.